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[sacrilegend]

I'm about a size 6- 6 1/2. But our hips are so much bigger than yours not fair!

My funniest video for today:
emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1213

Another:
emuse.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/9061

Hah!
ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/blinddateparody.html

[criterionmaster]

sacrilegend said:

I'm about a size 6- 6 1/2. But our hips are so much bigger than yours not fair!

Haha, do you mean African's hips in general or do you mean girls? I always thought guys had bigger hip bones or something like that, but I have NO idea. Six and a half is still much smaller than what I can normally fit into. It is rare I find a pair of sixes I can fit. Girls also wear such smaller pants than me! Every girl I asked wears smaller pants than me. Girls say they wear like size threes, I almost kill myself.

[sacrilegend]

Hah. I meant girls. Their hips are wider, for childbearing. I mean, I may be lying, but that's what the size converters say. I'm losing weight now, though, so I may drop a size (SA style - 32, 34, 36, 38: I'm 34-36). My first ego-crushing experience was not fitting into my ex-boyfriends pants (literally) when mine were wet. That was a pretty sad day.

[criterionmaster]

We got out PLAN tests back today at school (the test that says what you might be when you grow up) and it said "performing arts like movie director". Thought that was cool.

[sacrilegend]

Cool man! Mine says something where I speak in front of people, public speaker, or an artist.

[blackmoses]

I wonder what mine will say. I will post what it says when I get it.

[sacrilegend]

Coolness I don't know about your tests, but ours were a load of bull. After the first five out of three hundred questions you could guess the sequence and influence your score. The questions wer all stupid, they didn't even go to the trouble of concealing the ones that have been asked already.

[blackmoses]

I just guessed for practically every answer.

[sacrilegend]

I knew which were the ones I wanted to pick (A - public speaking, B - art, C - agriculture, D - animals, etc.) so I just ticked the letters I knew were the things I wanted to answer anyway.

[captainofbeef]

I got lawyer, which is what I want to be.

[drizzt]

captainofbeef said:

I got lawyer, which is what I want to be.

Just curious: why do you want to be a lawyer?

[sacrilegend]

drizzt said:

captainofbeef said:

I got lawyer, which is what I want to be.

Just curious: why do you want to be a lawyer?

Ugh... Yes! Why?

[captainofbeef]

Parents are both lawyers, grandpa is a lawyer, two uncles are both lawyers. Its an interesting profession and it is kinda a family tradition for the males of the family to go into law.

[sacrilegend]

Well... I must say: you're pretty good at arguing. I don't know anyone else who could make Bruce Springsteen look good in my eyes...

[captainofbeef]

Haha, thank you.

[malicious32dll]

captainofbeef said:

Parents are both lawyers, grandpa is a lawyer, two uncles are both lawyers. Its an interesting profession and it is kinda a family tradition for the males of the family to go into law.

Um, then why didn't you take debate? Colleges give full rides for that kind of stuff.

[captainofbeef]

I should have taken debate, but there are more interesting classes at Prep that I wanted to take first. I think I will take it next year...

[Clark Nova]

Malcolm McDowell plays Linderman! Awesomeness!

and please, PLEASE, at least one person on this forum's gotta know what i'm talking about.

[sacrilegend]

Sorry...

[blackmoses]

It said I will be a musician, writer, or singer!

[sacrilegend]

Yay for you!

[ie]

Randomness:

New Russian movie being made. It has "a budget of fifteen million dollars which places it in the very top tier of Russian films in terms of budget." You can use this movie as an example to any of the kids who might come up to you with bullshit like: "oh, foreign movies are always so crappy, they never use a budget!"

[criterionmaster]

Most people who I have come across who think foreign films are bad don't even know the meaning of budget, nor would they say anything like that, so that probably wouldn't work for me. Hopefully the film is good though.

[criterionmaster]

christ, i just had to ban that mwherle dude or whatever. he was doing all that stupid shit, the same shit malicious does, but he did it every post he made. if any more people join like that I am going to have to ban them, it is too irritating.

[sacrilegend]

criterionmaster said:

christ, i just had to ban that mwherle dude or whatever. he was doing all that stupid shit, the same shit malicious does, but he did it every post he made. if any more people join like that I am going to have to ban them, it is too irritating.

What'd he do?

[criterionmaster]

andruini said:

your avatar makes my day just a little bit better every time i see it, dan.

Thanks, whether being sarcastic or not, I love it.

sacrilegend said:

criterionmaster said:

christ, i just had to ban that mwherle dude or whatever. he was doing all that stupid shit, the same shit malicious does, but he did it every post he made. if any more people join like that I am going to have to ban them, it is too irritating.

What'd he do?

He came on and was calling people names, spelling everything wrong, saying people's opinions were not right, etc. I had to delete some of his posts, but I thought it would be better to just ban him. He only came on the forum to spam.

[captainofbeef]

Yea, I was about to ban him then I found out you did. The only reason he came here was because he found out that there was porn here.

[eatawiiner]

captainofbeef said:

Yea, I was about to ban him then I found out you did. The only reason he came here was because he found out that there was porn here.

Nice

[sacrilegend]

captainofbeef said:

Yea, I was about to ban him then I found out you did. The only reason he came here was because he found out that there was porn here.

I bet he'd be able to find better porn somewhere else, anyway. But really, what a classy move.

[captainofbeef]

I fucking love the Beatles, just needed to get that out of my system.