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[agentknight]

I wish I knew the answer to that

[ie]

blackmoses said:

Whats wrong with YMDB?

I ask that question when their servers are not, most likely, down.

[eatawiiner]

Their servers have been down for a few days then, you'd think they could have fixed it by now.

[blackmoses]

I think the site has been deleted.

[ie]

Yeah, that's likely, and at this point, unless YMDB were run by responsible people, we may find ourselves with an empty YMDB if/when it returns.

[agentknight]

If YMDB died I don't know what I'd do! That would be nothing compared to Achitoff though, I guess he'd go and crawl in a hole and die.

[Clark Nova]

agentknight said:

If YMDB died I don't know what I'd do! That would be nothing compared to Achitoff though, I guess he'd go and crawl in a hole and die.

fine by me. Pompous prick...

oh, well, a eulogy for YMDB's in order, i suppose.

and if you wanna salvage your lists and save them from oblivion, search for your page on google and press Cache...it should bring up a saved page from some point in the past.

[ie]

Mine

Agent Knight's


Yours?

Good call there, Clark Nova. I forgot to try that out.

[Clark Nova]

Hey, since it seems like YMDB's gone for good, if you wanna resurrect your top list, try listango.com.

in fact, most members of S.I.P. and some more stragglers from YMDB are trying to reestablish a YMDB of sorts here:

www.listango.com/list/766

so come check it out.

[dontdigonswine]

My day started out at school in first period, having a fire alarm set off and being sent outside in the 4 degree weather without a coat. Later, a kid brought a gun to our school and it went off in his class, shooting him in the thigh. He then waltzed out of the classroom and drove himself to the hospital. It took our school 1 1/2 hours to put us on lockdown, a lockdown which lasted 3 hours (the rest of our school day). My best friend was lucky enough to have scheduled her knee surgery today.

Later this evening, my 26 year-old brother got carded at Wal-Mart buying Miami Vice on dvd.

Crazy would be an understatement for my day.

[agentknight]

I thought this was the YMDb thread.

[Clark Nova]

nah, it's still the random thread, and you really can't get more random than that.

[criterionmaster]

lol, actually here is the real YMDB thread: www.criterionmaster.proboards104.com/index.cgi?board=generalfilm&action=display&thread=1145692302

By the way, that is a crazy day dontdigonswine! I wish something like that would happen here!!!!

[dontdigonswine]

Well, I live in Omaha, Nebraska. Things that crazy aren't supposed to happen here

[criterionmaster]

Oh my God, I lost $12 today somewhere. It was all the money I had and all the money I can get. I am so sad right now. Someone must give me some money for my birthday, even if it is just a little bit...

[captainofbeef]

I am even sadder. It looks like my parents are headed towards divorce.

[Nomansvally]

police386 said:

agentknight said:

and if you wanna salvage your lists and save them from oblivion, search for your page on google and press Cache...it should bring up a saved page from some point in the past.

press Cache? How do I do that?

[ie]

My parents divorced when I was around 15. It's a really hard thing to go through, and I don't like to think about it myself, but sometimes, divorce is just for the best. I mean, now my dad has a girlfriend which is kind of weird (since he got one before me *shrug*), and my mom has just become completely focused on really upper level college classes, but I think they both came out ahead, even if it was a messier divorce than most.

nomansvally said:

police386 said:

agentknight said:

and if you wanna salvage your lists and save them from oblivion, search for your page on google and press Cache...it should bring up a saved page from some point in the past.

press Cache? How do I do that?

Click on this link. Replace yourusernamehere with your YMDB user name, and you should be able to find a copy of how your YMDB page looked. From here, click the Cached link, and you'll find an old version of your list. It may not be the most recent version of it, but it's something.

[captainofbeef]

Well, I think my parents have cleaned up their differences for now. But we will see how long that lasts.

[captainofbeef]

Yes, he is. But what sparked this outrage??

[captainofbeef]

Who's your girlfriend?

[captainofbeef]

How do you know he's fucking her? They might not be to that stage of sexual attraction yet. You still have a chance young squire, pounce and fulfill your dreams.

[captainofbeef]

Hahaha. So true, so true.

[agentknight]

Back off boyo, she's mine.

[ie]

Too bad Scarlett Johansson has said that she only likes guys that are in their 30s.

[Nomansvally]

Click on this link. Replace yourusernamehere with your YMDB user name, and you should be able to find a copy of how your YMDB page looked. From here, click the Cached link, and you'll find an old version of your list. It may not be the most recent version of it, but it's something.[/quote]

Thanks you, thanks alot!

[blackmoses]

Everyone get in the chat!

[captainofbeef]

I have read that before. Its quite funny.

[criterionmaster]

Oh man, I loved that. Thanks for posting it!

[agentknight]

1. John, the Mightiest of Them All. (The Failure of Opposition.)

- The Mighty John punched his inferior opponent in the nose. "Ooah!" he yelled as he did so, and punched again, causing the man's nose to shatter into an explosion of crimson. John kneed the man in the stomach and flipped him onto his back. He then drilled his knee into the man's chest. John stood, grinning and raised his arms up. The hundreds of thousands surrounding him stood, clapped, whistled and cheered.
- "The Mighty John is never defeated!" he boomed, and the crowd roared harder. "Who will fight me next?"
- "I," said a member of the crowd, who stood.
- "Then fight me now!" John shouted.
- The man laughed and drew a gun. He opened fire on John from fifty metres away but he was shockingly accurate. The Mighty John rolled to the side and leaped high into the air. He landed in the crowd, to the amazement of everyone, and tore off the attackers head. As if this was not enough, John pulled the brain matter from the decapitated skull and swallowed it whole. The enormous hovering plasma screens showed the audience the whole thing. John smiled and the applause became louder then ever.

After the show, his manager squeezed a large sponge on the top of his skull. "John, you're the man," he said excitedly. "I love you man! I love you, because you're the man! We're gonna be rich, you and I!"
- "Are we not rich already?" John asked in his deep, manly voice.
- "Oh yes, we're rich," his manager assured him. "But we'll be rich enough to invent the technology to live forever."
- "John estimates that is three hundred trillion, three billion, four hundred and nineteen million, sixteen hundred thousand, four hundred and nine dollars, give or take fourteen cents depending on the exchange rate."
- "Yes, that's write John, that's how rich we'll be!"
- "John is pleased."


2. John Proclaims the Fame Name is a Badge to be Worn With Pride. (The Poorly Thought Out Scheme.)

Mr. Gallagher sat at his desk and smiled, revealing ugly, crooked British teeth. He stroked his snake, Sally-Pants with a gleam in his eye.
- “Mirror, mirror on the wall, am I not the greatest human being of all?” he said.
- The mirror responded, simply, “no.”
- Mr. Gallagher let out a scream so frighteningly loud that the mirrors around him buzzed and shattered. “WHO IS GREATER THAN I?” he screeched.
- “John,” said the mirror. “John is the mightiest of them all.”
- He slammed his fist down. “I’ll see about that.”

After having rough, hard sex with a hot bikini chick for a few hours, John headed into the shower. As he undressed he said aloud, “my penis is the most enormous of them all.” And how true it was, his penis was extraordinarily large, even capable of penetrating numerous females at once. “The only way my penis could be improved is if it had my charisma, style, fighting ability and mightiness. Luckily, penis, you lack those things, therefore I am superior to you.”

“Are you alright in there honey?” asked the bikini chick from outside.
- “I am better than alright, he said, “I am JOHN.”
- The bikini chick smiled. “I’m going to go now, Mighty John. Shall I see you another time?”
- “Your moist vagina satisfied my needs,” said John bluntly. “I will contact you if I am need for sex.”
- “Okay, bye.”
- “Goodbye.”
- The bikini chick walked away, only to be grabbed by a stranger. “Oh no,” she cried. She was gagged and her hands were tied behind her back, but John was so distracted observing his penis, that he did not notice. The stranger dragged her away.

Hours later, John received a call.
- “Hello,” he said.
- “Hello, John,” said the man on the other end. “I have your girlfriend.”
- “Fool,” said John. “I knew all along, that is why I slipped Penothyne in her drink. She should be dead by now.”
- “Uh… oh… oh shit, she is too.”
- “Ha! You are holding a corpse captive. You should never try to fool the Mighty John. And is that police I hear?”
- “What? There are no…oh fuck. Oh fuck, John you bastard, I’ll fucking kill you for this.”
- And the line went dead.
- John laughed uproariously.