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Post by lordofdance on Jan 6, 2007 18:13:38 GMT -5
 Released by Something Weird Video, Blood Freak isn't merely so bad that it's good; it's so bad that it's a masterpiece of crap. I really believe that it sets a new standard for mindboggling awfulness that few movies will ever come close to. It transcends all rational criticism, because it seems to exist entirely in its own world. Any movie where a guy turns into a turkey monster is worth looking in to at least once, but Blood Freak is really the only turkey monster movie you'll ever need to see. It is the final word on all such films. Grossness *** (A guy does get his leg sawed off) Cruelty ** Overall Disturbing Content **1/2 (The narrator is pretty disturbing) Nudity No Stars Film Quality ****  |
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Post by criterionmaster on Jan 7, 2007 0:59:35 GMT -5
I have been dying to see this film for years, I would just buy it if some place had it, but I will rent it for now. When I heard the plot originally I almost killed myself it sounded so good, glad to hear some good thoughts actually. Can't believe there is no nudity though, that is usually one of my favorite parts of bad horror films.
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Post by lordofdance on Jan 13, 2007 21:50:19 GMT -5
It took some time for me to realize it, but some of these movies are good enough to not need the naked women running around. It's not much of an exaggeration to call this movie completely and utterly insane, so that should be entertaining enough.
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Post by criterionmaster on Jan 13, 2007 22:06:44 GMT -5
Yeah, I don't necessarily NEED nudity in my terrible films, but oftentimes it helps me get through them. But this film does seem terribly entertaining enough for me to not need it, can't wait.
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