Thunder Ninja Kids 3: The Hunt for the Devil Boxer

[Evan]

(Best Picture I could Find)
The so-called Plot: The Thunder Ninja kids return, this time to face the Prince of Darkness himself, when his legion of ghouls try to steal away the Sacred Soard, which the Devil could use to enslave humanity
Even though most of the film is some unknown unfinished Ghost kids/ kidnapping movie, this is such a fun movie. Enjoyable music, funny characters, and loose plot. This is one of my favorite films to watch because its so darn fun.
Our story begins with a man and his son who has to fight every 10 years to keep the sacred sword. The son wins, yay, ra,ra. So then the story changes to some ghost kids brought back from the grave by a flying UFO (seriously, what the hell?). So the zombie kids explore kidswhile a weird guy talks to satan (who is a naked woman. Dont worry, any prints are the family version so the film is cropped slightly). The kids explore while you find out a kidnappers devious plot to kidnap a kid and get money!
So, the plot tries to go on, but its just random. One minute, you see the kids playing and hopping along through the cities and beating up the kidnappers, and cursing. (a baby says "shit" when its bottle is empty).
WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!!!
So, the guys father is killed by the guy who talks to Satan. Satan has the sword oh, no! Soooo, the kids stop the kidnappers, (they bite one guys neck so that half of his body is a zombie). So the half zombie dude and the gangsters shoot the kids (to no avail) and get caught. And now we are with the dead masters son. The son and a chinese friend (more like Master) fight random guys in a playground (again, what the hell?) in front of the stadium from the beginning.
And here is a funny line: Chinese guy to other guys son" You go for Satan, Ill get him". Okay, people dont just lightly say you fight satan. Another funny loine moment:" I am the Devil! Come on! Soooo, the son gets his ass kicked by satan when the chinese guy knocks him up a bit till he dies. The screen shows the sword, the end.
Now you may be thinking, Evan wheres the plot? Well, thats it. Very simple and light. Now here is the bad news: the DVD. Apparently, the copy I bought is a well made DVD-R. The bad side is there are no menus or chapter stops. That sucks. But the 1.99 I paid for it was well worth it. Hours of entertainment awaited.
My personal thoughs: I loove this movie. Its no Enter The Dragon, but its just as fun. ( maybe not to some people, mind you). I would reccomend this to anybody who like martial arts movies, B-movies, Japasnese films, or like having fun.

Cruelty **
Grossness *
Overall Disturbing Content *
Nudity None
Film Quality **.9
Enjoyment Factor ****
(out of ****)

[criterionmaster]

haha, that poster looks insane. does this have a dvd release, or did you see it on vhs?

[Evan]

I got the DVD of it at a used store near my house. I thought originally, it was a DVD. But later, I found out the company (Eden Entertainment) realeased DVD-r's of movies (like the Retrofilx company). The DVD is now Out Of Print, but you can get it dirt cheap off amazon because frankly, the movie isnt what some people would call the top in cinema entertainment. I checked on amazon and I do believe there is also a VHS copy floating around. I dont think Netflix or Blockbuster has this on their shelves, so if you would like to see it (which I advise you do) just buy a used copy off amazon.

[criterionmaster]

okay, i might get it off amazon next time my dad makes a purchase, since i need to watch some more films like these. lol