Post by criterionmaster on May 6, 2010 23:30:57 GMT -5
I am quoting this from andrew in the mod forum because it's amazing and hilarious.
as told by andrew crossley to agent knight.
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andrew dice:
you don't know the story behind the forum?
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
there's a story? please tell
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andrew dice:
it all started back in winter '05
andrew dice:
me and a young kid named sinfictionvol1 started posting on www.criterionforum.com
andrew dice:
for a while it was great, we discussed, we chatted, we had fun
andrew dice:
everyone was cool
andrew dice:
then a mean troll came and started attacking everyone
andrew dice:
and everyone got not so cool
andrew dice:
so i decided to start a new forum
andrew dice:
the now defunct "the master corner"
andrew dice:
and i invited sinfictionvol1, who by that time adopted the name criterionmaster (if you want i'll tell you the story behind the sinfiction name)
andrew dice:
and he invited his cronies whitemoses, spielbergisthebest and captainofbeef
andrew dice:
for a time it was fun, it was bliss, we had good times, we had joy we had fun we has seasons in the sun
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
The story behind the sinfiction name is pretty obvious I think. Dan used to be a Tarantino geek, amirite?
andrew dice:
no, i didn't mean the reasoning of the name
andrew dice:
but why it became so internet infamous
andrew dice:
moving on
andrew dice:
one good day i saw my first chaplin
andrew dice:
i went on the master corner (which had already started to piss me off to a certain extent) and started raving about him
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
negative/positive?
andrew dice:
obviously positive
andrew dice:
so spielbergisthebest thought it'd be funny to put chaplin against hitchcock in the director battle, so cock would obviously destroy him
andrew dice:
and i got pissed because he obviously did it on purpose and i said "goddamn it! i will delete this damn forum, you're all so dumb!"
andrew dice:
and they didn't take me seriously
andrew dice:
criterionmaster and spielbergisthebest said the played let it be and saluted
andrew dice:
and i started a countdown
andrew dice:
and everyone was like, lolz andruini, you won't do it
andrew dice:
and then wam bam
andrew dice:
it was gone
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
and you and Dan were the same person!
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
and you were Keyser Sose all along!
andrew dice:
so dan got pissed and created his new forum, to which he didn't invite me at first, but to which i knew the url
andrew dice:
and all his cronies moved there, whitemoses now adopted the name blackmoses, spielbergisthebest adopted the name ptahole and beef was beef
andrew dice:
and i roamed around
andrew dice:
and one day i finally joined, and it was all good again, and they invited loads of people over and now i am writing this
andrew dice:
if you look trough the very first posts you'll find that almost all are insults directed at me
andrew dice:
"nigga, andrew sucks!!!"
andrew dice:
and shit
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
there's another story i would like to know. Where did Beef come from?
andrew dice:
ooh that's a good one
andrew dice:
sinfiction or Beef first?
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
sinfiction does not sound interesting
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
because it has to do with tarantino
andrew dice:
not really
andrew dice:
but okay, Beef first
andrew dice:
one good day, while we were still on the master corner, beef decided to check out the ambiance at criterionforum.com
andrew dice:
so he joined
andrew dice:
thing is, he had a horrid typo, instead of writing captainofbeef, he wrote captainofbeed, i instantly noticed the name in the "newest member" section and laughed my ass off
andrew dice:
proceeded to tell dan
andrew dice:
who proceeded to tell blackmoses
andrew dice:
and they started teasing him
andrew dice:
and it has stuck
andrew dice:
till this day
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
haha, that is very funny
andrew dice:
indeed
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
if you must, tell the sinfiction story
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
but it better be interesting!
andrew dice:
lol it's good
andrew dice:
so we started posting on ccforum, and somehow we had the notion that we could post endlessly, so me and sinfiction started posting a LOT on every thread, even having conversations and shit, and many members started to get pissed.. i cooled off, but he continued, and people started saying that they didn't need a 15 year old posting constantly and shit
andrew dice:
PLUS, he wrote the most incoherent, incomprehensible gibberish ever
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
haha! sounds like my dan
andrew dice:
seriously, the worst grammar i have ever seen
andrew dice:
he has improved a bit
andrew dice:
so people started to leave
andrew dice:
so sinfiction + mean troll = the demise of ccforum
andrew dice:
and i witnessed it all
andrew dice:
yes, me, andruini, has stood and watched as all this developed
andrew dice:
it's been a long journey
------------------------------------
oh god! please ignore the "andrew dice:" it's andrew says in spanish, lol!
----------------------------
andrew dice:
you don't know the story behind the forum?
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
there's a story? please tell
-----------------------------
andrew dice:
it all started back in winter '05
andrew dice:
me and a young kid named sinfictionvol1 started posting on www.criterionforum.com
andrew dice:
for a while it was great, we discussed, we chatted, we had fun
andrew dice:
everyone was cool
andrew dice:
then a mean troll came and started attacking everyone
andrew dice:
and everyone got not so cool
andrew dice:
so i decided to start a new forum
andrew dice:
the now defunct "the master corner"
andrew dice:
and i invited sinfictionvol1, who by that time adopted the name criterionmaster (if you want i'll tell you the story behind the sinfiction name)
andrew dice:
and he invited his cronies whitemoses, spielbergisthebest and captainofbeef
andrew dice:
for a time it was fun, it was bliss, we had good times, we had joy we had fun we has seasons in the sun
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
The story behind the sinfiction name is pretty obvious I think. Dan used to be a Tarantino geek, amirite?
andrew dice:
no, i didn't mean the reasoning of the name
andrew dice:
but why it became so internet infamous
andrew dice:
moving on
andrew dice:
one good day i saw my first chaplin
andrew dice:
i went on the master corner (which had already started to piss me off to a certain extent) and started raving about him
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
negative/positive?
andrew dice:
obviously positive
andrew dice:
so spielbergisthebest thought it'd be funny to put chaplin against hitchcock in the director battle, so cock would obviously destroy him
andrew dice:
and i got pissed because he obviously did it on purpose and i said "goddamn it! i will delete this damn forum, you're all so dumb!"
andrew dice:
and they didn't take me seriously
andrew dice:
criterionmaster and spielbergisthebest said the played let it be and saluted
andrew dice:
and i started a countdown
andrew dice:
and everyone was like, lolz andruini, you won't do it
andrew dice:
and then wam bam
andrew dice:
it was gone
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
and you and Dan were the same person!
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
and you were Keyser Sose all along!
andrew dice:
so dan got pissed and created his new forum, to which he didn't invite me at first, but to which i knew the url
andrew dice:
and all his cronies moved there, whitemoses now adopted the name blackmoses, spielbergisthebest adopted the name ptahole and beef was beef
andrew dice:
and i roamed around
andrew dice:
and one day i finally joined, and it was all good again, and they invited loads of people over and now i am writing this
andrew dice:
if you look trough the very first posts you'll find that almost all are insults directed at me
andrew dice:
"nigga, andrew sucks!!!"
andrew dice:
and shit
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
there's another story i would like to know. Where did Beef come from?
andrew dice:
ooh that's a good one
andrew dice:
sinfiction or Beef first?
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
sinfiction does not sound interesting
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
because it has to do with tarantino
andrew dice:
not really
andrew dice:
but okay, Beef first
andrew dice:
one good day, while we were still on the master corner, beef decided to check out the ambiance at criterionforum.com
andrew dice:
so he joined
andrew dice:
thing is, he had a horrid typo, instead of writing captainofbeef, he wrote captainofbeed, i instantly noticed the name in the "newest member" section and laughed my ass off
andrew dice:
proceeded to tell dan
andrew dice:
who proceeded to tell blackmoses
andrew dice:
and they started teasing him
andrew dice:
and it has stuck
andrew dice:
till this day
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
haha, that is very funny
andrew dice:
indeed
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
if you must, tell the sinfiction story
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
but it better be interesting!
andrew dice:
lol it's good
andrew dice:
so we started posting on ccforum, and somehow we had the notion that we could post endlessly, so me and sinfiction started posting a LOT on every thread, even having conversations and shit, and many members started to get pissed.. i cooled off, but he continued, and people started saying that they didn't need a 15 year old posting constantly and shit
andrew dice:
PLUS, he wrote the most incoherent, incomprehensible gibberish ever
The Mighty John || www.myspace.com/mister_cheech dice:
haha! sounds like my dan
andrew dice:
seriously, the worst grammar i have ever seen
andrew dice:
he has improved a bit
andrew dice:
so people started to leave
andrew dice:
so sinfiction + mean troll = the demise of ccforum
andrew dice:
and i witnessed it all
andrew dice:
yes, me, andruini, has stood and watched as all this developed
andrew dice:
it's been a long journey
------------------------------------
oh god! please ignore the "andrew dice:" it's andrew says in spanish, lol!
